shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post
CAN YOU IMAGINE TOBIAS AS A DAD
"Beatrice, your cellphone bill is over the top! Any boys you’ve been talking to??"
"Did you eat the last slice of cake?"
"Dad, who was your first love?"
"Where do babies come from?"
"Dad, why is my name Beatrice?"
THE LAST ONE F U
"Please ask a staff member for details."
do you ever cry because you’re not british
tears of joy
in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”
I want a show where either
- Gordon Ramsey has to sing for Simon Cowell and then Simon has to cook for Ramsey and they both just criticize each other.
- A contestant has to cook for Ramsey and then sing for Simon. You win if you can survive the psychological damage
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal